Blue Beach Haze Modern Flower Harvest

STRAIN:Blue Beach Haze
PRODUCER: Harvest – Modern Flower

PURCHASED: Oceanside Dispensary
16 Magothy Beach RD Pasadena, MD

MEDIUM: Flower
Batch/Lot#: 42245 /
Exp. 04.19.22

POTENCY:
  23.25 THCa % | THC 0.24 %/ THCVA CBCGa %/ CBG

CLASS: Cerebrally Dominant / Sativa dominant hybrid
LINEAGE: Super Silver Haze X Blueberry, created by fellow legendary breeder DJ Short
This Haze Strain is said to have originated with the now deceased legendary Dutch master breeder Noel Shoenmaker.

Blue Beach Haze is most likely the original recipe for Blue Dream which is a cross of the famous Dutch Breeder Neville Shoenmaker’s “Haze” strain X Blueberry, from famous breeder DJ Short.
This strain offers a wide spectrum of cerebral and physical effects that can pair with most any activity and state of mind.
Seasoned cannabis connoisseurs will appreciate this direct path to what many experts believe to be the original Haze, and thus the original Blue Dream, due to the inclusion of the original Haze strain in the genetic mix.

two very green buds of blue beach haze by modern flower on white background

EFFECTS (MIND + BODY): 


MIND;

  • energized cerebral euphoria
  • Uplifting /mood elevating
  • Increased tendency to be conversational
  • Can inspire creative impulses
  • Increases ability to focus
  • Potential for altered perception or distortion of sensory input aural; in this case in particular it is a distortion/amplification effect where sounds or noises may seem more amplified than usual, or more detailed, take new prominence etc.

+ micro 1 inhale
++ medium dose 2-3 large inhales
+++successive sessions over hours 6-12 large inhales

BODY;

  • Inner warming sensation that offers a Sensation of weightless euphoria
  • Potential for appetite stimulation (relaxing of muscles in stomach/abdomin ++/+++
  • medium ocular and cranial pressure sensations is that could provide relief for those suffering from glaucoma
  • Potential to induce almost trance-like contemplative state of beings+++
  • Promotes somnolence/ sedation and sleep +++
  • Can cause dry mouth/ eyes +++

+ micro 1 inhale
++ medium dose 2-3 large inhales
+++successive sessions over hours 6-12 large inhales

BEST USED: ALL DAY WITH APPROPRIATE DOSAGE

POTENTIAL MEDICINAL APPLICATIONS:

MEDICINAL;
Note: Patients looking for relief from migraines and tension headaches, depression, lethargy or who struggle with a lack of appetite, and ADD/ ADHD may find Blue Beach Haze (Blue Dream) to be a perfect strain to meet their needs.

gorgeous trichome covered bud of blue beach haze
Can help mitigate or alleviate. some symptoms associated with:

  • ADD/HD (Attention Deficit Disorder)*
  • Anxiety/Depression/ Stress
  • Sleep issues +++
  • Eating Disorders/ Lack of appetite * +++
  • muscle tension/stiffness/inflammation (most likely due to the higher levels of Myrcene and Caryophyllene) ++

closeup of tip of conically shaped bud of blue beach haze aka blue dream

APPEARANCE: 

Blue Beach Haze may be the best looking, best smoking, Cultivars to ever come from any of the Harvest brands…including Avenue (more on that later). I’m fairly certain that this optic treat is due in no small part to the Shoenmaker Haze genetics that they have procured and cultivated to make this, maybe my new favorite Harvest flower.
A multitude of color shifts are happening here from emerald green to dark purple, gold and pink pistils and a frosting of trichomes that only enhances the marbled appearance of the color swirl.

Good For Bowls and Rolls: quite suitable for all

PACKAGING:
Same as can be expected from Harvest – Modern Flower, and I have to say, I dig it.

I don’t really need a jar, BUT I am not a fan of the “high-tech” zip-lock either. Hard to say…but either way at least it’s stylish… and I dig that it is color designated for hybrid, indica, sativa even though those terms are inaccurate at best and obsolete at worst, for the most part they can at least help some people somewhat predict what effect any one flower may have. 


AROMA + TASTE:

AROMA;

Lipton’s Onion Soup Mix
Wild onion
Herbaceous lemon, and lavender
Base notes of an earthen pine sap -currie type aroma

TASTE;
Somewhat thin smoke 

 
INHALE / EXHALE:
INHALE;

Spicy
Acrid Chem
Perfume- Afghan
Can cause cough

EXHALE;

Perfume- Afghan hash-taste
Will make you cough -somewhat harsh

A CLOSER LOOK INSIDE:
As anemic as the terpene profile of Blue Beach Haze may look, I think what we have here is a great example of the entourage effect where small concentrations of many terpenes coalesce together to create an overall effect greater than that of their individual parts.

TOP TERPENES:
1. Alpha-Pinene 1.17%
2. Beta-Myrcene 0.50%
3. Limonene 0.45%
4. Beta-Pinene 0.21%

 

The Macro images of Blue Beach Haze in a way predict that this strain has quite a range of  cerebral and physical effects. There are good portions of cloudy and clear trichomes as you can see.

closeup of blue beach haze strain bud

CONCLUSION: Blue Beach Haze is most likely the original recipe for Blue Dream, which is a cross of the famous Dutch Breeder Neville Shoenmaker’s “Haze” strain X Blueberry, from fellow famous breeder DJ Short.
This strain offers a wide spectrum of cerebral and physical effects that can pair with most any activity and state of mind.
Seasoned cannabis connoisseurs will appreciate Blue Beach Haze, because its Shoenmaker Haze genetics may be a direct path or link to what many experts believe to be the original Blue Dream.

THE LONG ROAD HOME (My Toke…)

detail of green buds of blue beach haze by harvest

 

I was so impressed with Blue Beach Haze that I went back three times just to be certain.
Each time I think I found more to like.
I’m somewhat partial to the melange of geo-historic genetic origins comprising the Haze variety of cannabis… Colombia, Mexico, Thailand, and South India in fact …Haze strains heightens my senses, they stimulate my creative impulses …and the Dutch Haze I particularly enjoy …. I’ve been known to rant and rave like a stray cat about how “skunky” a Cultivar may be especially when said example Cultivar is known as a Skunk Strain…

conical pine tree shaped bud of blue beach haze

…I do indeed enjoy them and I’ve been known to take Cinderella 99 out way past midnight more than a few times…in fact Jack Herer, is one of my favorite stains …created from breeding a Haze hybrid with Northern Lights #5 X Shiva Skunk…
Blue Beach Haze moves the needle for me in the same way…adding an almost airy empty sensation that feels to be emanating from my chest area and my brain tingling with expectant energy which quickly finds a home to apply pinpoint focus. At the same time an uplifted sense of completeness seems to wash over the entire experience leaving you more than comfortable in your own skin. Elevated in fact.

buds of blue beach haze by modern flower
The high plateaus to level of distraction from all that may be trying to invade the fortress of your mind which has been lifted above the barricade …Repelling armies of stress and squadrons of worry leaving you serenely at high altitude in blue skies or rather, a Blue Beach Haze.
If I could make this a main stay flower I would.

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